• Mom: Ow cracker just got in my eye
  • me: How did you do that?
  • Mom: I don't know, it just fell in!
  • me: Fell in? Why were you holding it above your eye?
  • Mom: I have to wash it out before it scratches my corneas!
  •  and on a separate occasion
  • Mom: I measure everything in David Bowie.


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