SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:
- Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
- Conspiracy theorists: ALIENS!
- Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
- Sherlock fandom: Not my division.
- Merlin fandom: There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
- Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
- Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
- The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
- Harry Potter fandom: FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
- Assassin's Creed fandom: Shit, Abstergo must have gotten a Piece of Eden!
- Lord of the Rings fandom: Fell deeds awake! Now for wrath! Now for ruin! And a red dawn!
So, let’s talk about how much I hate Buffy Summers.
I just finished watching the entire series and for the last two seasons, she’s all over Spike. Getting all sorts of feelings and shit…seems like she’s over Angel (the whiny hipster pussy that he is).
BAM! Not even a full episode away from the end of the season, Angel shows up for five seconds and that bitch’s tongue is so far down his throat it probably looks like a tail.
Unbeknownst to her, Spike is standing off to the side, ready to save her if need be and he sees this. The man who fucking loves her so much he intentionally got his soul back. Oh! And then she immediately crawls back to him after sending Angel away…way to make him second choice, you ignominious sack of putrefaction.
SERIOUSLY BUFFY?! YOU ARE A WHORE! I HOPE YOU DIE IN A DEEP DARK HOLE! YOU SHOULD’VE DIED AT THE END OF THE SERIES.
end rant.
“So why care for these petty obsessions? Your designer heart still beats with common blood! And what if you could have genetic perfection? Would you change who you are, if you could?”
(via 21stcenturycure)
![Dan Radcliffe for Heat Magazine
You’re only 22. Don’t most people in their early twenties drink too much?
Unfortunately it’s not that simple. I have a very addictive personality. It was a problem.
Really? There were never any stories of you going on wild benders…
People with problems like that are very adept at hiding it. It was bad. I don’t want to go into details but I drank a lot and it was daily - I mean nightly. I can honestly say I never drank at work on Harry Potter. I went into work still drunk, but I never drank at work.
You mean Harry Potter had a hangover?!
I can point to many scenes where I’m just gone. Dead behind the eyes.
You were only 11 when you started on the films. Do you think growing up in the spotlight contributed to your drinking?
I think it would have happened anyway. I think it’s just in me. I loved the fact I suddenly could talk to people and feel so entertaining and so interesting. But after a while, you’re living under such a cloud of shame about what you’ve done and the dread of who you might see, what you might have said to them, what you might have done with them. You either have to change something or give into that shame and I wasn’t prepared to do that at 21.
Did you sleep with loads of groupies?
Not at all. I was always very nervous about the groupie thing. I like to like somebody before I sleep with them, I really do. You know you’re going to have to talk to them afterwards, even if it is a one-night stand. I have… I mean that has happened, but generally speaking I’ve known the person. Someone once said to me, “You can go outside and pick from the girls at the stage door.” And I said, “No, that’s not me.” [Stops.] Because, to do that, you kind of have to be a dick.
This makes me so sad. The trio always seemed like they were so well-off as far as child stars go, then to learn that this was happening behind the scenes of iconic children’s movies? Poor Daniel. He’s grown up so much.](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lynff19dtR1qb9qh4o1_500.jpg)
Dan Radcliffe for Heat Magazine
You’re only 22. Don’t most people in their early twenties drink too much?Unfortunately it’s not that simple. I have a very addictive personality. It was a problem.
Really? There were never any stories of you going on wild benders…People with problems like that are very adept at hiding it. It was bad. I don’t want to go into details but I drank a lot and it was daily - I mean nightly. I can honestly say I never drank at work on Harry Potter. I went into work still drunk, but I never drank at work.
You mean Harry Potter had a hangover?!I can point to many scenes where I’m just gone. Dead behind the eyes.
You were only 11 when you started on the films. Do you think growing up in the spotlight contributed to your drinking?I think it would have happened anyway. I think it’s just in me. I loved the fact I suddenly could talk to people and feel so entertaining and so interesting. But after a while, you’re living under such a cloud of shame about what you’ve done and the dread of who you might see, what you might have said to them, what you might have done with them. You either have to change something or give into that shame and I wasn’t prepared to do that at 21.
Did you sleep with loads of groupies?Not at all. I was always very nervous about the groupie thing. I like to like somebody before I sleep with them, I really do. You know you’re going to have to talk to them afterwards, even if it is a one-night stand. I have… I mean that has happened, but generally speaking I’ve known the person. Someone once said to me, “You can go outside and pick from the girls at the stage door.” And I said, “No, that’s not me.” [Stops.] Because, to do that, you kind of have to be a dick.
This makes me so sad. The trio always seemed like they were so well-off as far as child stars go, then to learn that this was happening behind the scenes of iconic children’s movies? Poor Daniel. He’s grown up so much.
(Source: thegryffindorseeker, via thelastenemydefeatedisdeath)
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